Should you order shoes online based on penis size?
I seem to be blogging so much about penises these days. Perhaps, it’s penis-envy; perhaps, it’s lack of exposure to one. No matter what the reason, though, I might as well blog about something useful while I’m at it.
There’s been lots of talk going on about penis size being correlated to shoe size. In fact, not only is there talk about the relationship, there’s even a formula for it. The equation, it is said, is as follows: (Your Shoe Size + 5) / 2
Whether real or not, this is a very fascinating idea. Consider the following chart:
| Shoe Sizes |
Europe | 35 | 35½ | 36 | 37 | 37½ | 38 | 38½ | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46½ | 48½ | Europe |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Japan | 21.5 | 22 | 22.5 | 23 | 23.5 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 | 27.5 | 28.5 | 29.5 | 30.5 | 31.5 | Japan | |
| Korean (mm.) | 89- | 101 | 108 | 114 | 121 | 127 | 133 | 140 | 148 | 156 | 174 | 184 | 216 | 244 | 264 | 280+ | Korean | |
| U.K. | 2½ | 3 | 3½ | 4 | 4½ | 5 | 5½ | 6 | 6½ | 7 | 7½ | 8 | 9½ | 10½ | 11½ | 13 | U.K. | |
| U.S. | 3½ | 4 | 4½ | 5 | 5½ | 6 | 6½ | 7 | 7½ | 8 | 8½ | 9 | 10½ | 11½ | 12½ | 14 | U.S. | |
| Inches | 9 | 91/8 | 9¼ | 93/8 | 9½ | 95/8 | 9¾ | 97/8 | 10 | 101/8 | 10¼ | 10½ | 10¾ | 11 | 11¼ | 11½ | In. | |
| Centimeters | 22.8 | 23.1 | 23.5 | 23.8 | 24.1 | 24.5 | 24.8 | 25.1 | 25.4 | 25.7 | 26 | 26.7 | 27.3 | 27.9 | 28.6 | 29.2 | Cm. | |
| Mondopoint | 89- | 101 | 108 | 114 | 121 | 127 | 133 | 140 | 148 | 156 | 174 | 184 | 216 | 244 | 264 | 280+ | Mondopt. | |
| Penis Size |
Inches | 3.5- | 4.0 | 4.25 | 4.5 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 5.25 | 5.5 | 5.85 | 6.15 | 6.85 | 7.25 | 8.5 | 9.6 | 10.4 | 11+ | Inches |
| Centimeters | 8.9- | 10.2 | 10.8 | 11.4 | 12.1 | 12.7 | 13.3 | 14 | 14.0 | 15.6 | 17.4 | 18.4 | 21.6 | 24.4 | 26.4 | 28+ | Cm. |
Before you place an order for new sneakers, however, please note that in the British Journal of Urology, the chart has been denounced as a hoax. A medical study had been conducted, comparing the vital statistics of 104 male Londoners. It was found that there is no statistically significant correlation between shoe size and penile dimensions.
Interestingly, the accuracy of the chart is backed by only one argument: the chart must be true because it makes sense. Men need larger feet than penises. If they had larger penises and smaller feet, they would keep tipping forward.
These poor dainty footed, huge schlonged men would have to spend a lot of time lying on their back to stop from falling. I don’t think their partners would mind too much.
I’m going to keep my feet up on the desk when the ladies are in the office. Just to keep them wondering… (13+5)/2 = 9. Whoo hoo! Thanks dad!
this all is worth memorizing to be later used at work when a man is going on and on about his two sizes being reflections of the other
This is funny! It would be funny though: if men walked around tipping forward all the time. I’d almost put up with the ego to watch. Heheh
this is the first time i am reading something like that
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nevertheless i would like to read more of ur posts
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What about 10+ inch dicks? They get no respect? haha