1) he makes enough money to present every ex-girlfriend, from first-grade to present, with emerald-encrusted replicas of his penis.
2) he is happy, and everyone he loves and who loves him back are happy as well.
3) he has a wealth of experience to make up for lack of material wealth.
4) his penis doubles as a firefighter’s ladder.
Cast your votes now!
1) I’d never considered this one – certainly a memorable gift
2) Would you think I was soppy if I said I was aiming for this one?
3) Not a bad one, but I’m aiming for at least some balance with the material weath rather than a complete absence of it.
4) Hmmm, I can think of a few people I’d want climbing on my penis, none of them are firefighters.
1) nope
2) sounds made up or utopian
3) not too bad
4) now that’s long.
I’d say 3.5.
2 and three Monday – Friday
4 on Saturday
1 on Sunday
thats a crazy peice of info…
cant wait to see ur next post..
adding u in my blogroll right away