1) he makes enough money to present every ex-girlfriend, from first-grade to present, with emerald-encrusted replicas of his penis. 2) he is happy, and everyone he loves and who loves him back are happy as well. 3) he has a wealth of experience to make up for lack of material wealth. 4) his penis doubles [...]
Archive for April, 2007
A man is considered successful if:
Posted in polls on April 5, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Pumping Penises; Dispelling Horniness
Posted in sex sells on April 4, 2007 | 2 Comments »
It’s not just oil or water you pump; it’s penis, too. I kid you not. There is such a thing as a penis pump, and it’s handy to have around for the moments when Junior fails you. The basic penis pump is made up of a hollow plastic cylinder and a tube connecting the cylinder [...]
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