The average penis size, according to one study, is 5.5 inches.
As I type this, I could almost hear men the whole world over sighing with relief. After all, in the grand scheme of things, 5.5 inches isn’t much; and it’s laughable, even, if you’re black.
I have always wondered why men obsess over their penises. They’d deny this, of course, but I bet they give their pekcers nicknames and talk to them in the shower or while in bed with a hottie. “Come on, Buddy, hang in there. She hasn’t come yet.”
I won’t lie to you and say size doesn’t matter. Of course it matters, in the sense that a lamppost forced into an earhole would matter. The long and short of it, however, is that size alone does not a legendary lover make. Most women still prefer being made love to, and while uterus-banging might look hot on porn movies, very few women enjoy being pounded that way.
So men everywhere, do not get so hung up on size. Unless your equipment is a tragic two-inches-even-when-fully-erect anomaly, odds are your insecurity will have bigger impact on your lovemaking than your schlong ever will. What you lack in length, you can always make up for in other things, such as enthusiasm or a clever tongue.
What comforting words
Not that I had anything to worry about, mind you.
I feel that size is most important to the man for the simple reason that it reflects his manhood. It has got to be at least somewhat important to a woman, c’mon when have you ever seen an “average” size dildo. I mean it doesn’t need to sink battleships, double as a tent pole or likened to a lamppost. Also, like you said, a man has more then just one tool in the box. Excuse the pun.. not really:).
no problems for me…
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what the hell is going on?
Amen Sister!
Love your work
*wanders off laughing*