Does Penis Size Matter?

The average penis size, according to one study, is 5.5 inches.
As I type this, I could almost hear men the whole world over sighing with relief. After all, in the grand scheme of things, 5.5 inches isn’t much; and it’s laughable, even, if you’re black.
I have always wondered why men obsess over their penises. They’d [...]

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Maria’s First Ten Prospects

Okay, so the experiment went as well as I suspected it would. Maria’s mailbox is flooded with emails. Let’s meet all our prospective husbands, shall we?
Prospect No. 1 – Martin, a 44-year-old white American farmer, with green eyes and receeding hairline
Message: Dear Maria, I am very much interested in you. I am looking [...]

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