Because I was sick and bored, I went to a very popular mail-order bride website which proclaimed itself responsible for over 30,000 marriages and 5,000 relationships. It boasts of numerous testimonials from people who “found love online” and “built a family on the back of a membership fee.”
So, today, I gave birth to Maria Juanita Mangguba Manliguez. Maria has my face, her profile is her own.
I’m: Maria Juanita Mangguba Manliguez
Age: 19
Height: 5′1”
Weight: 100-115
Hair: Black
Eyes: Black
Country: Philippines
Nationality: Pilipino
Edu: High School
Emp: Agriculture
I want marry to a mature man (50-65 age), maybe American or live in Europe. I always very clean and work hard. I clean and cook expert, not eating too much or go out to have fun. I take good care of husband. I can work in farm or home. I live in farm for many years and I’m very strong. Thank you and more power.
Yes, yes, Maria is clearly very appealing. I can’t wait to read her emails tomorrow.
You’re a wicked, wicked woman and I can’t wait to find out what happens.
Ah yes, I’m a wicked, wicked woman and there are days, I swear, when I want to stab my officemate, any officemate, with a fork. An idle eating implement is the devil’s playpen. =)
That is a stroke of genius!