There are days when, like Mr. Angry, I start believing I, too, could build an empire on porn referrals. My Search Engine Terms, defined as the words people use to find my blog, are always graphic.
Today’s Search:
grab his balls
squeeze his nuts
girls
angry sex
6 girls learn to masturbate
MASTURBATING MAMAS
taught me to masturbate
rachel ray hooker boots
Yesterday’s Search:
filipina are they a problem?
Search from two days ago:
punishing babysitters sex
hooker boots
nuts march 2007
germs after going to the toilet
i saw my mother masturbate
And then, there are the really weird ones:
summary of nectar in a sieve by kamala m
wide sargasso sea feel sorry for
danticat breath eyes memory house on man
What in the name of leprechauns is ‘danticat breath eyes memory house on man’? Why should anyone feel sorry for the wide sargasso sea? This is the first problem I couldn’t explain away with a conspiracy theory or any theory, for that matter.
Students of ESL (English as a Secondary Language), stay away from my site. You’ll only confuse me and I’d only end up messing with your heads. This journal will not teach you subject-verb agreement.
My thoughts:
I think it’s a sad commentary on my life that I learn about news stories through my keyword research… far too often.
I’m puzzled that the same people in my spam folder who are selling viagra feel that it would also be logical for me to buy computers from them.
And the person feeling sorry for the wide sargasso sea really needs a hobby.
:–)