Because I was sick and bored, I went to a very popular mail-order bride website which proclaimed itself responsible for over 30,000 marriages and 5,000 relationships. It boasts of numerous testimonials from people who “found love online” and “built a family on the back of a membership fee.”
So, today, I gave birth to Maria Juanita [...]
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You and I, Let’s Make a Fortune as Purveyors of Smut, Hey?
Posted in on any given day on February 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »
There are days when, like Mr. Angry, I start believing I, too, could build an empire on porn referrals. My Search Engine Terms, defined as the words people use to find my blog, are always graphic.
Today’s Search:
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squeeze his nuts
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6 girls learn to masturbate
MASTURBATING MAMAS
taught me to masturbate
rachel ray hooker boots
Yesterday’s Search:
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Saturday Jaunt
Posted in pages out of a life on February 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
“Will you go with the group?”
She looked up, not entirely sure who spoke up. It was G, one of the creative department guys. “I’m not sure,” she told him in between taps of the keyboard.
“You should go. It’s a wonderful place. You’ll love the spring.”
“I’ll see. Tell me who you round up to go with [...]
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